Nerdy Bits: Le Sexy Female Greedo Cosplay, Everything Wrong With X-Men, Russian Power Girl, Life Size Tie Fighter Build, and MOAR!!!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.
ABOVE: Corinne Alexandra as Greedo. *insert obligatory Han shooting first innuendo. [GeekTyrant]
Gary King used 16,387 LEGO bricks to build this awesome 36-pound LEGO BSG Cylon Baseship. [Mocpages]
Star Trek USS Enterprise spatula. To boldly flip pancakes like no other Spatula before. [ThinkGeek]
A team of Germans working overtime called Proect X1 Props, built an amazing 1:2 scale replica of Darth Vader’s very own Tie Fighter. The entire build cost approximately $20,000 and took roughly 1,000 man hours. A man doesn’t do because he can, he does because he must. [ToplessRobot]
After building a Tie Fighter, wouldn’t you wanna sit back and take a toke from an X-Wing glass pipe? The rebels maybe scum, but they sure know how to fly high. [FlyHigh]
Gotta love Russia. They got the better Voda and the best version of DC’s Powergirl. Mrs. Soviet here has bigger WMDS that her US counterpart. [FashionablyGeek]
Link hoodie with Shield and sword sewn in. [PwnLove]
Doctor Who TARDIS and Dalek ice cube trays for when you need to chill-inate your wibbly-wobbly concoctions. [ThatsNerdalicious]
Facehugger neck tattoo. Artistically it’s fairly good, but not the best of life choices. [Obvious Winner]
Just in time for The Wolverine, here we have everything wrong with X-Men in 5 minutes or less. [CinemaSins]
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Nerdy Bits: Crysis 3 Body Paint, Pokemon Rap, Tickle Me Elmo in Carbonite, Les Misrables Sung in Voice of Gollum, and MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com
ABOVE: Crysis 3 is a video game that is pretty to look at, and wouldn’t you know it, so is this nanosuit body paint from former Pussycat Doll singer Ashley Roberts [FashionablyGeek]
Pac-Man seats. Safe for everyone, except goats. Oops, that was a typo. I meant “ghosts”, but I’m sure this chair wouldn’t be acceptable for goats either. [Technabob]
TARDIS lantern, because stained glass lanterns are cool. [TheMarySue]
Middle Earth map dress. I wonder if it will lead me to her Hobbit hole. [GeekAlerts]
Some nerd remastered a 320 240 Doom Screenshot into stunning 9600 7211-Pixel Photoshop. Proving, once again, some dudes just have way to much time on their hands. [Gizmodo]
Here we are with another Crysis 3 entry. This time, it’s real life exploding arrows. Me gusta le BOOM BOOM! [NerdApproved]
Someone tossed Tickle Me Elmo in carbonite. Is OK, he knows you love him anyway. [BoingBoing]
Pokemon Rap. 99 Mews and a glitch ain’t one. [Dorkly]
Guy sings Les Miserables song in the voice of Gollum. Yep, videos like this is why we have the internet. Enjoy. [Geekologie]
And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)
Don’t forget about our Nerd Bastards’ tees, available at RedBubble!